{"type":"general","setup":"Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...","punchline":"He loves his pot.","id":45}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the worst thing about ancient history class?","punchline":"The teachers tend to Babylon.","id":274}
{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do hens stay fit?","punchline":"They always egg-cercise!","id":118}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why are pirates called pirates?","punchline":"Because they arrr!","id":304}
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"fact":"A female cat will be pregnant for approximately 9 weeks or between 62 and 65 days from conception to delivery.","length":110}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is this movie about?","punchline":"It is about 2 hours long.","id":249}
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Waltenhausen is a municipality in the district of Günzburg in Bavaria in Germany.
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