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The Georgia Force were a professional arena football team based in the Atlanta Metropolitan Area of Georgia, United States. They competed in the 2024 version of the Arena Football League (AFL). The Force were based on a previous team by the same name that played in the original Arena Football League from 2002 to 2012.
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A flour bomb is a fragile container filled with flour for the purpose to be thrown at a person or object to cause an inconvenient and messy stain, called flour bombing. Alternately, sometimes a bucket of flour can be used.
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