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Christian Junior Schoissengeyr Acosta is a Dominican professional footballer who plays for FC Differdange 03.
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Víctor Hugo Ayala Núñez is a Paraguayan footballer who plays as a midfielder for Tacuary. He is renowned for his long shot capabilities.
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