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Zoilo José Hilario y Sangalang was a Filipino poet, playwright, lawyer, politician and linguist. He is known for his poems written in both the Spanish and Kapampangan. languages, as well as a distinguished researcher of the Kulitan script and Kapampangan orthography.
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The 1893 Penn State football team was an American football team that represented Pennsylvania State College—now known as Pennsylvan