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Odessky District is an administrative and municipal district (raion), one of the thirty-two in Omsk Oblast, Russia. It is located in the south of the oblast. The area of the district is 1,800 square kilometers (690 sq mi). Its administrative center is the rural locality of Odesskoye. Population: 17,422 ; 18,652 (2002 Census); 22,584 (1989 Soviet census). The population of Odesskoye accounts for 35.3% of the district's total population.
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