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The Panama flycatcher is a species of bird in the family Tyrannidae. It is found in Colombia, Costa Rica, Panama, and Venezuela. Its natural habitats are subtropical or tropical dry forest, subtropical or tropical moist lowland forest, subtropical or tropical mangrove forest, subtropical or tropical dry shrubland, and heavily degraded former forest.
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\"The Promised Land\" is a song by the American singer-songwriter Bruce Springsteen from his 1978 album Darkness on the Edge of Town. It was released as a single in the United Kingdom, backed by another song from Darkness on the Edge of Town, \"Streets of Fire\", the third single from the album after \"Badlands\" and \"Prove It All Night\". \"The Promised Land\" was also included on the compilation album The Essential Bruce Springsteen.
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